Being a fan of Cage The Elephant is really exhausting because they update their website like once every three months and THEY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN GIVEN US A CLUE AS TO WHEN THEIR NEXT ALBUM IS COMING OUT.
random thought: maybe lily didn’t really hate james, maybe she just exploded at him for being an ass on that certain moment in fifth year and maybe they didn’t have the stereotyped hate/love relationship that is in every single fanfiction
herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
(Source: trillow)
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
(Source: fuck-this-imhungry)
- Fan: What's a secret about you that no one else knows?
- Ed Sheeran: I had a really, really, really bad stutter when I was little. I had a birthmark on my eye and they had to laser it off and they didn't use anesthetics so it like messed up with my nervous system and stuff. I had a really heavy stutter so I'd be talking like this- and I've still got like hints of it but- erm I'd be talking like this and literally not be able to get words out. PLUS I had quite bad eye sight so I had big, blue NHS specs. PLUS I was ginger. PLUS I didn't have a growth spurt until quite late on so I was very small. So from the age of 6 to about 11- OH and I erm had a perforated eardrum so I had to wear this weird kinda hat.
- Radio Station Interviewer: How did you become a musician?!
- Ed Sheeran: Well this is the thing, this is what I wondered. From the age of 6 to 11 no one would want to hang with that kind of kid.. that was weird.
- Ed Sheeran: So I think God looked down and said I think you need some help getting laid. Here's a guitar.
